Stained

I believe that all the little people have permanently dirty knees. They become very nervous at bath time, because they know I intend to come at their knees, wash cloth loaded with soap and ready to scrub.

I scrub and scrub, but never seem to get the dirt out. Those dirty knees are walking, living proof that I have a laundry pile full of jeans that look exactly the same way.

Don't tell the children, but I'm considering the use of Formula 409 and a dish scrubber in their next bath.